Monday, June 2, 2008

Dating Persona Test

So, I joined a dating site. Yes, I did. More on that later. I was browsing the site and came upon some tests they have and decided to check one out. It was called the Dating Persona Test. It ultimately tells you what kind of dater you are and who you would match well with based on 4 adjectives, sort of. So, you are either: Deliberate or Random, Gentle or Brutal, Love or Sex, and Dreamer or Master. Hey, dont ask me, I didnt create the test. Here are my results. Interesting to say the least.


Your results are in! elduro13, you are...
The Poolboy
Random Gentle Sex Dreamer (RGSD)


Friendly and eager. You are The Pool Boy.

A teen at heart, you anxiously move about your daily tasks, hoping, praying for a good, instant lay. You're carefree, enthusiastic, and rarely discouraged. Love is cool, but it's not for you right now. You know what is? Crotches.

You're a fun person in both big and small groups, and your friends trust and love you. Inside you, meanwhile, your lust is only growing. Imagine your beating heart sprouting pubic hair. Exactly. Try shaving that.

If you're not scoring enough--which you aren't--you should adopt new strategies. Lower your standards. Be aggressive. Pool Boys are often submissive and hope (desperately) sex will find them. Realize that passiveness will not hook the horny girls you desire. A bolder approach and sheer repetition will.

Your exact male opposite:

The False Messiah
The False Messiah

Deliberate Brutal Love Master

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